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[Dec. 19th, 2009|04:29 pm] |
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me. my estranged husband. my ex boyfriend. all three of our dates. tonight. in one small club. what could possibly go wrong?! |
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| Reason # 32985 why I hate google translator. |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|12:17 pm] |
I get this message from a bookseller in Germany today and I'm supposed to figure out what they mean.
Habe gerade, Mi.9 Uhr, die CD beim Postamt Recklinghausen eingeworfen. Viel Spaß Micha
Google translates it to...
I just Mi.9 clock, smashed the CD at a post office Recklinghausen. Enjoy Micah
Wtf? |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|09:09 pm] |
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im super alone, super sad and I dont even know where to sleep tonight since half my house is at one place and half is here. |
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| My New Year's Resolutions |
[Dec. 12th, 2009|05:13 pm] |
On the twelfth day of Christmas,  namnoom sent to me... Twelve panties kissing Eleven tattoos drinking Ten piercings a-cooking Nine computers sewing Eight records a-recycling Seven aquarius a-raving Six boobies a-painting Five shi-i-i-iny objects Four cute girls Three animal rights Two video games ...and a bizarre in a cky. |
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| On the twelfth day of Christmas, Namnoom sent to me...~~~ |
[Dec. 12th, 2009|04:56 pm] |
On the twelfth day of Christmas, namnoom sent to me... Twelve panties kissing Eleven tattoos drinking Ten piercings a-cooking Nine computers sewing Eight records a-recycling Seven aquarius a-raving Six boobies a-painting Five shi-i-i-iny objects Four cute girls Three animal rights Two video games ...and a bizarre in a cky. |
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[Dec. 10th, 2009|01:58 am] |
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I got my bathtub halfway full and my phone dove into it. Email me for a day or two, I've gotta dry this sucker out. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2009|10:11 pm] |
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Earlier today I was entering text into one of those boxes that websites use to determine whether or not you're a robot, and the fuzzy text that I was supposed to be translating spelled "Choicer kunt". I'm SO PISSED at myself for not getting a screen shot of that. |
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